By Alex Burrett
My Goat Ate Its personal Legs: stories for Adults by way of Alex Burrett is a debut selection of stories that explores the unusual what-ifs of evolution, devotion, and common disaster.
"Burrett's mind's eye is as fertile as that of Jorge Luis Borges's, and he is extra readable, and funnier." —The self sustaining on Sunday (London)
In a voice so unfailingly chipper it is suspicious, Alex Burrett poses in fiction a few annoying but definitely attainable futures for the human race (and different bold, earthbound mammals). continuously prepared with an impeccable word or a sly wink, he stocks stories of the main darkly ironic type, together with a box document from a human abattoir, a chronicle of relationship demise, and, in fact, the story of the goat that ate its personal legs. The thirty-one weird and wonderful, insightful, and morbidly hilarious stories in My Goat Ate Its personal Legs: stories for Adults will satisfaction an individual who does not take existence (or demise) too seriously.
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